Happy Hump Day! This week has been one that’s been busy, chaotic and if you’re like me you could use a good laugh. Hope this story brings you a chuckle. 🙂
One day last week the weather was nice so I bundled up in my workout clothes threw on an oversized sweatshirt and walked to the local gym. On the walk there I noticed a foul smell but thought it had to be something outside. I just kept on walking continuing to smell a nasty smell. I get to the gym and instead of immediately taking off my sweatshirt, I leave it on and stretch. I walked through the gym grabbing weights, setting up a mat, getting a water, etc. You get the idea. I wasn’t just standing still in one spot but walking all around with my sweatshirt still on. My workout finally heated up enough, I took it off and got down to business.
Fast forward forty minutes later, the workout is finished and I’m putting all my equipment away. I grab my sweatshirt to throw it on and notice a big brown stain on the back of the sweat shirt. I probably shouldn’t have done this in public but I sniff it and GIRLS!!! HOW EMBARRASSING! It smells like poop. HOW do I have poop on the back of my shirt? THE SMELL I WAS SMELLING ON MY WALK WAS ME!
I walk home as fast as possible and immediately head to my closet where I keep a stack of sweatshirts, long sleeve shirts, and that kind of thing I throw over work out clothes and wear to the gym. Right there on the stack was POOP!
Basically, I’m sharing this story because I want you to know I’m clearly killing it at the pet mom game. 😉 Completely being facetious here. No, I want you to smile a bit and I want to remind you not to take life too seriously. Some of us are walking around with poop on our backs, for crying out loud!
Happy Wednesday, Friends!
XO
Happy Wednesday ! We have all been there. Make it a great week!
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I can only wonder how many people saw or got a whiff. 😉
Girl… I feel ya. Being a dog mom is hard. Our dog turned 1 in November, and I feel like we still have days like this. We can unite in these funny stories we all share. Haha!
Sometimes things are REAL funny and sometimes GROSS! This teeters on the edge of both. 🙂
OH MYYYYYY WORRRRRRRRRRRRD. I’m DEAD. How have you not already told me this????
Maybe shame?
OMG, I’m dying! I can’t even imagine the embarrassment of realizing it was you LOL. Well, here’s hoping you have nicer smelling days ahead. 😂🐾
I’m telling you…going up from there, right?
oh no!!!! thanks for the giggle!!!
Anytime! 😉
I am so glad I am not along in the shame game.
NEVER alone, Jennifer!
Well this is hysterical! Bahaha!
And disgusting!
Changed into shorts that I had left out on the floor. Drove a couple of hours away, got out of the car and discovered that the dog had eaten most of the crotch out of my shorts! Had to wear a towel around my waist. I check everything now.
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That is even funnier!
I feel you. we have an 8month old puppy and some days I’m walking around with slobber all over me. It’s better than poop, but still. I was looking up Beneath Shades of Gray on my lobby app and it says it was made into a motion picture. Did you know that? the adaption is called Shades of Grey.
OOOHHH!! I’m so glad you said this! I’ll have to check it out! The book was good!
I have a few stories like this too! Uh! Hahaha 😆 Life!
I never even knew this crazy {kind of nasty} dog life existed!